c. 1830
Ada: The man is Edwin Beard Budding, an engineer at the Phoenix Iron Works in Thrupp, just outside Stroud. The year is eighteen thirty.
Theo: And he's looking at one of these cloth-trimming cylinders.
Ada: Watching a rotary cutter shave the fuzz off broadcloth, spinning blades skimming a surface perfectly level. And it clicks. If that can shave cloth, it can shave grass.
Theo: Oh, that's clever. The lawnmower.
Ada: The lawnmower. Before this, you kept a lawn with a scythe, or you let sheep eat it. Budding took the finishing machine for luxury wool and pointed it at the ground.
Theo: So the mower is basically a cloth-trimmer that wandered outside.
Ada: That's genuinely what it is. He partnered with an ironmaster, John Ferrabee, and they patented the cylinder lawnmower on the thirty-first of August, eighteen thirty.
Theo: And people loved it straight away?
Ada: Not quite. Budding was so worried about being laughed at that he reportedly tested the thing at night, pushing it round in the dark so the neighbours wouldn't see.
Theo: The inventor of the lawnmower, mowing in secret so no one would mock him.
Ada: The patent even reassured buyers that country gentlemen would find it healthy exercise. Selling the chore as a pastime.
Theo: Every suburban dad since owes him an apology, then.
Ada: And a debt. But here's the bitter irony. The same mechanisation that let one valley genius perfect a lawn was tearing the valleys apart. Machines meant fewer hands.
Theo: The weavers.
Ada: As early as seventeen fifty-six, Colonel James Wolfe passed through and noted weavers starving while the masters slashed their wages. Gig mills and shearing frames sparked riots, and it all came to a head in the great weavers' strike of eighteen twenty-five.
Theo: So the tool that trimmed the cloth put the people who made it out of work.
Ada: Mechanical ingenuity could perfect a lawn. It could not protect the valleys from northern coal and starving weavers.